|Best Recovery with Dual Pistols
Film: Last Man Standing
Scene: Bedroom Ambush
|Bruce Willis, satisfying his natural urges, wishes to reaffirm his sense
of family values by having sex with a prostitute. The mob is tipped off to his location,
and proceeds to his hotel room where he is currently making the beast with two backs. What
follows is a scene that displays remarkable courage and perseverance. The hitmen bust down
the door, and Willis immediately pulls out of the prostitute, pulls out his dual pistols
from underneath a pillow, lunges off the bed, and while rolling on the floor naked,
proceeds to waste the bad guys with dual pistols. Here is a breakdown of the unprecedented
elements in this scene:
- Notice that even while Willis is having sex, his two pistols are only at arms length
away. This further emphasizes that the prostitute is a mere distraction for him, and that
his true pleasure is derived by dual blazing pistols of fury.
- Willis completely outshines Mel Gibson's "Lethal Weapon" introductory Beretta
92FS suicidal roll in which Gibson takes out two drug dealers while rolling on the ground.
Willis ups the ante on this classic film tactic since Willis a.) is unprepared b.) is
completely naked c.) has dual pistols.
- Once again, the "philosophy of Zen, the Woo 32 and you" is proven to triumph
over evil. Our hero, unencumbered by the trappings of clothing, in the midst of sinful
pleasure, finds it within himself to prevail over hostile foes by exercising the power and
salvation attained by utilizing dual pistols.