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Best Recovery with Dual Pistols

Film: Last Man Standing

Scene: Bedroom Ambush


Bruce Willis, satisfying his natural urges, wishes to reaffirm his sense of family values by having sex with a prostitute. The mob is tipped off to his location, and proceeds to his hotel room where he is currently making the beast with two backs. What follows is a scene that displays remarkable courage and perseverance. The hitmen bust down the door, and Willis immediately pulls out of the prostitute, pulls out his dual pistols from underneath a pillow, lunges off the bed, and while rolling on the floor naked, proceeds to waste the bad guys with dual pistols. Here is a breakdown of the unprecedented elements in this scene:
  • Notice that even while Willis is having sex, his two pistols are only at arms length away. This further emphasizes that the prostitute is a mere distraction for him, and that his true pleasure is derived by dual blazing pistols of fury.
  • Willis completely outshines Mel Gibson's "Lethal Weapon" introductory Beretta 92FS suicidal roll in which Gibson takes out two drug dealers while rolling on the ground. Willis ups the ante on this classic film tactic since Willis a.) is unprepared b.) is completely naked c.) has dual pistols.
  • Once again, the "philosophy of Zen, the Woo 32 and you" is proven to triumph over evil. Our hero, unencumbered by the trappings of clothing, in the midst of sinful pleasure, finds it within himself to prevail over hostile foes by exercising the power and salvation attained by utilizing dual pistols.

 

 


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